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zeldathemes
lieutenantbites:

thank you science

lieutenantbites:

thank you science

polycement:

fresh sounds for the atheist in your life

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

malformalady:

A terminally ill zoo worker got a goodbye kiss from a giraffe after he was wheeled in to see the zoo animals one last time.The 54-year-old mentally handicapped man named Mario had worked as a cleaner at the Rotterdam Zoo in the Netherlands for approximately 25 years. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wanted to say goodbye to the animals. After Mario was brought to the zoo on a stretcher by the Dutch Ambulance Wish Foundation, one of the zoo’s giraffes reached down and nuzzled Mario for a goodbye kiss.

malformalady:

A terminally ill zoo worker got a goodbye kiss from a giraffe after he was wheeled in to see the zoo animals one last time.The 54-year-old mentally handicapped man named Mario had worked as a cleaner at the Rotterdam Zoo in the Netherlands for approximately 25 years. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wanted to say goodbye to the animals. After Mario was brought to the zoo on a stretcher by the Dutch Ambulance Wish Foundation, one of the zoo’s giraffes reached down and nuzzled Mario for a goodbye kiss.

  #I love animals so much  
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

felitomkinson:

"the female orgasm doesn’t exist"
well not my fault your dick game weak

My mom left me in the car plenty of times in the Arizona heat when she was a struggling single mother like the heat kills but when you are desperate you put up with it like that was so uncalled for I hate people

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

alohandro:

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gay8:

that fufu lame shit
i aint wit it
ra ta ta
swag