curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive


"HE GOT MY DICK MESSAGE!"


"Pelvic sorcery"

—Literally the best description of seduction i have ever fucking heard in my life (via buckysexual)

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho


harryedward:

I took 3 years of French so I could understand the French in Rugrats in Paris


2bainzz:

beyoncevevo:

I’m….

my god



doctor: now adriana we talked about this a week ago hormones aren't immediate it's gonna take a lot longer than two weeks for your breasts to grow in and we don't know how large they'll be we'll just have to see
me: *grabs pen and holds receptionist to chest* GIVE ME MY HUGE TITTIES NOW!!!!! OR SHE GETS IT!!!

tadi-bear:

     (黒い) -romwe


bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner


mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.



dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time


marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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BABY GROOT